(Anguished) Dear God!!! I’m not used to praying.
I hope you can hear me –
so far away, up there in heaven.
I’m told you know my heart
but still like to hear us pray
so I tried, anyway.
Did I get your title right?
Should I have said:
“Everlasting Father”,
“Almighty God”, “Maker of Heaven and Earth”?
Was the address right?
“Highest Heaven, Beyond the Skies,
In Light Inaccessible”?
Do you have a postcode –
Or are you American, with a Zipcode?
If you answer, I’ll know you heard me.
Please drop me a line.
Yours, John.
(Lovingly) Dear John,
Thank you for your prayers.
Of course I will help you with your problem,
even though we have never spoken before.
I do hear your heart
and we are NOT far apart.
I know my reply has got into your head –
I hope you are not psyched out!
Please don’t put it down to your subconscious –
I’m not sub anything. Look up, young man!
Please don’t worry about my titles.
‘Dad’ will do, or ‘Abba’ if you want to be technical.
As for the address, use:-
‘God, in whom you live and breathe and have your being.’
And for the postcode, try JOHN 3 16.
Your loving father,
Yahweh.